hai everbudy! i iz in minisoda noaw cuz mai mawmee left meh here. it’z ok tho, i’z at grammy n’ grampy’s house n’ they take real gud kare of meh! i think maybe they don’t know where mai treatz are becoz they don’t give meh as many as mawmee duz. sumbody pwease help dem.
i want Da Internetz to know that i stalked a mousie in da kitchn n’ i never gave up n’ grammy wuz sew proud of meh! grampy killed it n’ i got lotz of petz. i have to go take a nap noaw so bai.